How to Rape Your Wife (legally)
A newsletter on protecting the sanctity of marriage.
What’s up man.
After yesterday’s seminal newsletter on women going to work, I wanted to expand on marital rape which was explored in the second half of that newsletter.
For any bird brains that have been living under a rock or otherwise skipped history class, for most of American history it has been fully legal to rape your wife. Indeed this is true for most of world history, not just the United States.
The first country to criminalize marital rape was the communist shithole Soviet Union in 1922. In other words and in terms of its origination it is a historically communist idea to criminalize the act of marital rape - to deprive a man the sacred right of raping his own wife.
The first American state to criminalize marital rape was Nebraska in 1975. So it took a bit over 50 years for this communist idea to sink its claws into American law. Notably it was legal to rape your wife as recently as 1993 in America, specifically the states of North Carolina and Oklahoma (the last in the union to criminalize it).
Basically if you were a married dude in 1992, living in North Carolina, you could just wake up on a Sunday morning with a woody, roll your wife over and rape her before getting ready for church.
Not saying this would be moral, but 100% kosher as far as the law goes.
I’m betting many Zoomers and Millenials right now are running to Google to look all this shit up because you had no idea this was true. Yep 100% factual bucko.
All the same was true for President John F. Kennedy and his wife, first lady Jackie Kennedy. In 1962 let’s say, he could have dragged her in to the oval office and raped her Clinton style right on the floor.
100% legal folks.
Now you’ve probably heard a lot of Fox News conservaboomers bitch about “traditional family values” collapsing and “saving the institution of marriage” bla bla bla. But none of them ever mention decriminalizing marital rape, which from a high altitude historical view point could be considered a temporary social and legal hysteria.
I mean it was legal to rape your wife in some US states as recently as the early 90s. Not that long ago folks.
In fact it’s still legal to rape your wife right now in dozens of countries around the world. Yeah some are Mooslim desert shitholes of course, no surprise there from the towel heads. But some are really nice vacation spots, places you may have visited.
For example you can rape your wife right now in The Bahamas and Jamaica. I’m not sure if this applies to tourists, but it does apply to everyone born/raised/married there. (If you’re planning on raping your wife on your next anniversary vacation to the Caribbean definitely check with a qualified attorney first).
I’ve been to Atlantis.
I had no idea locals could rape their wife right in the hotel. Amazing.
It is terrible that we criminalized marital rape in the United States. It’s a tell tale sign for the decline of marriage.
And no one has the courage to stand up and speak the truth, that criminalizing marital rape was a huge mistake. No religious leaders, no politicians, no “wash your winky and clean your room” public intellectuals.
No one.
But what about consent you ask?
What about it? A woman gives the ultimate consent when she says “I do”. That is literally consent as she transitions from being the property of her father to the property of her husband.
Now I know what a lot of you are thinking. Oh Anthony you’re just a dinosaur. Gotta get with the times bro.
But bro we got fags, lesbos, bull dykes, and trannies getting “married”. Queers out here jerking off into cups, making motherless test tube babies, like these two psychos.
Call me crazy but I don’t want to get with these times, I want to destroy them. Because these times are fake, gay, and fucking retarded to an extravagant degree.
The fact is a man’s sacred right to rape his wife is historically normal. We live in a small bubble of history right now that is grossly inconsistent with almost the entire history of human civilization.
In other words what normies and feminists believe about marital rape is retarded. And if you think it should be illegal to rape your wife, you are retarded.
The sad truth is people don’t take marriage seriously in the West today. Most women (boss bitches and thunder cunts) are so retarded today that they don’t even want to be “married”, they just want to have a big wedding party to post Instagram photos for AI robots to heart.
The very idea of “being a wife” - or the mere suggestion that their own mother (and grandmother) should have taught them how to be a wife - is anathema to their entire existence.
“Wife” is supposed to just be a title, something you update on Facebook, not a major role to take on in life.
Suggesting that they have a sacred duty to drain their husband’s balls literally whenever he wants, forever, is horrifying to them. Husbands are only for draining in divorce court, not the bedroom silly, that’s what cheating is for. Duh.
To the wives then who don’t want to get “raped” by their husbands, uh why the fuck did you marry him then? Are you stupid? Or retarded? Or just a scum bag gold digger looking for a pay out? Which is it?
This is a multiple choice question, very few options here bucko, no fill in the blank shit.
Men’s Rights Activists love to moan about no fault divorce, but no one wants to stand up for decriminalizing marital rape. Criminalizing the actions of a husband in fucking his wife takes out all the romance, dominance, submission, and fun of marriage.
It really kills the whole vibe.
As for me, I love my wife. Fuck her whenever I want.
This is really the only way to live as a married man. You shouldn’t tolerate anything else, because everything else is gay and retarded.
As I’ve said before on The Dream Lounge “co-equal” relationships are simply “co-retarded”. All this DINK fempowered new age bullshit.
You need to be an alpha male barbarian and pound the matriarchy.
/s/ Anthony Dream Johnson